Lil' Miss Whore and her Mommy

Bratz World Families? Cloe and her Mom? Her mom even comes with a tropical drink! How appropriate!

(Like always, you can click on the pictures for a better view.)

Lingerie for the Family

I saw this racy outfit in the window as I drove by. It was surrounded by g-strings and thongs. So I glanced at the sign to see what the store was. "Family Fashions," it says.

drive bys

heeheeheeheehee... i love these turtle crossing signs. there are several around town.

"GAYTAN PAINTING" van

"THIS TRUCK IS NOT DRIVEN SAFELY"

at least they're giving us a heads up...

trip to the zoo

It's actually pretty sad that our little zoo has to have a sign like this. But of course it made me laugh.

swamp rabbits!

Apparently these little guys live in my area. I have yet to see one- but the thought of seeing a rabbit hiding in a swamp with only it's nose poking out... well, it tickles me.

my trip to the craft store

I am much too easily amused...

poor, trusting, Elmo

The big yellow monster wants Elmo to unzip his banana. This must be in the back alley of Sesame Street.

Elementary, my dear

When I signed my daughter up for her new school, we spent about an hour sitting in the attendance lady's office. There was very little to look at, so I read the titles of all the books on the shelf. This one struck me as odd:

"cum folders"

I made my daughter (who I cropped out) stand in front of the case for a "new school" picture. We all know what I was really trying to photograph...

amusement in the bread aisle

stole these from Katie

Perusing myspace the other day, I saw this first one on her page. When I went back to steal it, I saw the second one. Both were taken by her friends, and man are they funny...

This one is some sort of warning about a sea creature with giant testicles- er, I mean TENtacles...

I wonder who lives on this street?