swamp rabbits!

Apparently these little guys live in my area. I have yet to see one- but the thought of seeing a rabbit hiding in a swamp with only it's nose poking out... well, it tickles me.

my trip to the craft store

I am much too easily amused...

poor, trusting, Elmo

The big yellow monster wants Elmo to unzip his banana. This must be in the back alley of Sesame Street.

Elementary, my dear

When I signed my daughter up for her new school, we spent about an hour sitting in the attendance lady's office. There was very little to look at, so I read the titles of all the books on the shelf. This one struck me as odd:

"cum folders"

I made my daughter (who I cropped out) stand in front of the case for a "new school" picture. We all know what I was really trying to photograph...

amusement in the bread aisle

stole these from Katie

Perusing myspace the other day, I saw this first one on her page. When I went back to steal it, I saw the second one. Both were taken by her friends, and man are they funny...

This one is some sort of warning about a sea creature with giant testicles- er, I mean TENtacles...

I wonder who lives on this street?

don't let your mouth get knocked up

Alright, so if you look up the definition, "prophylactic" means "a preventative measure." But in this day and age, everyone assumes you are talking about birth-control.

Enter, the lovely wall paper from the crazy restaurant I used to work in:

EEEEWW!

(and FYI, I googled it and could find no evidence of such product...)

Toxic Gases

My husband and I were watching t.v. one evening, when he started laughing hysterically about the "info" screen that pulled up on the program we were about to watch.

"Uranus's Toxic Gases"

CRUNK!

Ok, so I admit I have no idea what "crunk" really means... I've heard it in passing from ridiculously dressed teenagers and also in a reference to drugs.

The word just seems so lame to me, which is why I couldn't resist laughing and taking pictures in this entertainment store:"Super Mario loves our crunk prices." Hahahaha!

recent sightings...

went on a little out of state trip this weekend. saw two things which made me laugh hysterically- but it was so dark out the pictures looked terrible. boo!

the first was this: a large billboard in front of a church just off the interstate.

it reads "Behold, I come quickly"

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and now for the kicker... imagine driving through the night: a long, boring highway in a relatively unpopulated area- passing time by reading the few neon signs you pass. What's that I see in the distance?

"F U"

"F U?" yes, that's what the huge neon lights say, "F U."
(the "E L" part was burned out.) our attempt at photography was thwarted by the darkness of the evening, but the gas station's message was loud and clear...